Total Medals Earned: 871 (From 160 different games.) Total Medal Score: 11,760 Points
Medals Earned: 8/9 (400/500 points)
Medals Earned: 1/8 (50/500 points)
Medals Earned: 3/5 (60/90 points)
Medals Earned: 5/32 (45/600 points)
Medals Earned: 4/7 (25/150 points)
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)
Medals Earned: 3/10 (30/315 points)
Medals Earned: 2/30 (10/400 points)
Medals Earned: 5/20 (55/500 points)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Bully the weak.
Bully your own boss.
Defend the weak.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Become one with the desert
Find the adult pleasure.
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Complete the Game.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Parry an enemy 5 times in a row.
Kill 50 Enemies.
Finish the game in 10 minutes.
Collect over $20000 in loot.
Find all secret items.
Complete every achievement.
Finish the game without dying.
Finish the game without using your shield.
Find the camp.
Find the secret temple.
Find the rocket ship.
Get a career.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Use a bomb for the first time.
Play 10 levels as Matt.
Kill 300 enemies in total.
Kill 1000 enemies in total.
Kill 25 enemies instantly.
Get killed with no enemies on screen.
Get a score of 500,000 in any level except survival.
Play 10 levels as Natalie.
Die with over 666 enemy bullets on screen.
Reflect over 100 bullets with a single shield.
Finish any level except Survival with over 3,000 coins.
Kill 3000 enemies in total.
Fully upgrade all stats
Get a score of 1,000,000 in any level except survival.
Play 10 levels as Lance.
Fully upgrade any stat.
Get hit 100 times in total.
Collect 100 power ups in total.
Kill 10000 enemies in total.
Play 10 levels as NoLegs.
Play 10 levels as Anna.
Get A ranks in 5 or more levels.
Complete all bonus levels.
Get A ranks in 15 or more levels.
Reach wave 33 in Survival without killing anything.
Beat any level between 16 and 20 without taking any damage.
Get A ranks in 20 or more levels.
Get A ranks in 10 or more levels.
Defeat the final boss and complete the standard set of 20 levels.
Beat the first 20 levels without upgrading your health.
Kill 1,000 foes in a single game of Survival.
Get A ranks in all 25 levels.
Defeat Big Blue the Meanie
Craft your first item
Kill your first enemy.
Finally reach the town of Astaea's Bastion.
Unlock the Gate of Oceanus
Rid the world of the evil beast, Vulcan
Craft the Razor Sword
Level Up once.
Reach the maxed out level.
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard
Die before beating Luis.
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Escape the cave.
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Complete all other achievements!
Complete level two on normal difficulty.
Complete level one on normal difficulty.
Complete level nine on normal difficulty.
Complete level eight on normal difficulty.
Complete level three on normal difficulty.
Complete level ten on normal difficulty.
Complete level seven on normal difficulty.
Complete level four on normal difficulty.
Complete level five on normal difficulty.
Complete level six on normal difficulty.
Complete level nine on hard difficulty.
Complete level eight on hard difficulty.
Complete level three on hard difficulty.
Complete level ten on hard difficulty.
Complete level seven on hard difficulty.
Complete level two on hard difficulty.
Complete level one on hard difficulty.
Complete level four on hard difficulty.
Complete level five on hard difficulty.
Complete level six on hard difficulty.
Complete level nine on impossible difficulty.
Complete level eight on impossible difficulty.
Complete level three on impossible difficulty.
Complete level ten on impossible difficulty.
Complete level seven on impossible difficulty.
Complete level two on impossible difficulty.
Complete level one on impossible difficulty.
Complete level four on impossible difficulty.
Complete level five on impossible difficulty.
Complete level six on impossible difficulty.
Burn someone to a crisp
Complete all campaign challenges in Zone 1
Hit someone with a full-powered wind-up punch
Go offscreen and recover
Make an awesome level in the Level Editor and play a match on it
Kill someone with a dropped weapon
Make 5 KO's with rage attacks in one match
Collect 20 crates in one match
Complete all campaign challenges in Zone 2
Get a 3x multikill
Get a 4x multikill
Complete all campaign challenges in the game
Don't lose any lives in a campaign challenge
Play 10 deathmatch games
Get a 5x multikill
Knock someone into space
Complete a campaign challenge without harming anyone
Get a score of 10,000 or higher in Survival mode
Hold the plunger for 15 seconds in a row
Knock someone into the stratosphere
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